Bidet In The USA 🚽
A few reasons you should clean your filthy asshole.
#1 Toilet Paper Sucks
Wiping with paper is like trying to wipe chili off the floor.
#2 When you have the runs
not wiping will save you from the agony of the chafe.
#3 No clogs
To get a clean butt with toilet paper, you need to use quite a bit. With a bidet, at most, you'll use just one square to dry off.
There's more. Trust me.
Your butt will thank me.